Early Bird: A Memoir of Premature Retirement Rodney Rot

Some recent early retirement auctions on eBay:

Beanie Baby "Early" Red Breasted Robin- Mint-Retired

US $2.00
End Date: Sunday Feb-12-2012 14:41:49 PST
Buy It Now for only: US $2.00
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Early Retired Ty Beanie Baby 1997
US $0.99 (0 Bid)
End Date: Sunday Feb-12-2012 15:47:34 PST
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Vintage Early Retired Lladro Bisque Boy with Bird 15 Head has been reglued!
US $49.99 (0 Bid)
End Date: Sunday Feb-12-2012 17:00:51 PST
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